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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:43
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
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So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
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Then came..
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
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Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Thumbs down again.
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors